The Swolly Spirit - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Bald eagles wearing headbands and

Bald eagles wearing headbands and screaming the word America for you is the exact level of patriotism this country actually earned

Firefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it

set against a tan woodgrain-textured plank framed by a distressed black rectangular border

Punctuation invented plausible deniability

above "Baker City

The Swolly Spirit - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Bald eagles wearing headbands andSwole Jesus doing bicep curls suggests the resurrection was just the ultimate rest day payoff. Turns out the Holy Spirit has been running a PPL split this whole time and nobody in theology wants to talk about it. The Details: Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering reads "THE SWOLLY" across the top. A vintage cartoon illustration of a muscular, long haired, bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden tan