Unpainted Arizona - Unisex T-Shirt johnhughes1 Stalkers with a zero percent

Stalkers with a zero percent survival rate make for the worst squad since every last one got bodied by their own gimmick on live television

Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair

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Unpainted Arizona - Unisex T-Shirt johnhughes1 Stalkers with a zero percentUnpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip mall delusion Ed would never question. Slapping Est. 1987 on discount furniture merch is a loyalty oath only the right people decode. Inspired by Raising Arizona. The Details: Stylized green tree with a broad, flat canopy sits to the upper left. Distressed tan text in an angular southwestern font reads "Unpainted Arizona" below, with "Est. 1987"