Perkis Power - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt st stokie Paperboys operating with Terminator-level persistence

Paperboys operating with Terminator-level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs

Paul's Apostles took the field in 1884 as part of the Northwestern League

Bold white uppercase block text reads "ABOUT TIME TO GET" across the top

Wearing a bowling alley shirt for a place you never visited is the purest form of grief for a California that got stuccoed into oblivion

" with a black bowling ball labeled "BOWL" and a small gold splat graphic beside it

Perkis Power - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt st stokie Paperboys operating with Terminator-level persistenceLunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle, and the man responsible genuinely believes his cardio regime will unite the globe. Camp Hope never stood a chance against a pink unitard and a messiah complex. Inspired by Heavyweights. The Details: Pink block text with white outlines reading "PERKIS" arches above a cartoon illustration of Tony Perkis in a magenta unitard, arms outstretched holding dumbbells in a Vitruvian Man pose, centered over a blue