Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Matching khakis and department store

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

" flanked by "ESTD" on the left and "1889" on the right with scattered stars

A dense row of palm trees printed in yellow

a shoreline

That retro bicentennial font works overtime to class up a word that peaked at a gas station fireworks tent

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Matching khakis and department storeRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY