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set against a tan woodgrain-textured plank framed by a distressed black rectangular border

Bold distressed white block text reads "KRAKEN" in an arc along the bottom

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Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone

A comic-style illustration of Packard Walsh depicts him in a grey jacket over a white tee

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