National Sarcasm Society - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL distressed white block text reads

distressed white block text reads "Beaches" with a curling blue wave illustration to its right

" Black serif text below reads "5833 FOOTHILL BLVD

Comic-style illustration of a Martian in a glass dome helmet with an exposed brown brain

Naming the dancers after himself is exactly the kind of move a guy who counts blueberries per muffin would consider branding genius

Golden-yellow rounded bold text to the right of the pitcher reads "IT'LL LAST LONGER

National Sarcasm Society - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL distressed white block text readsJoining the National Sarcasm Society requires zero dues, zero meetings, and zero interest in your feelings. Membership cards are unnecessary because everyone already knows you're qualified. The Details: Golden yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY." Smaller white text below reads "LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch