Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt tampa " and "San Francisco" in

" and "San Francisco" in distressed typewriter-style text on a white card against a dark background

A black winged quad roller skate sits over a red semicircle with radiating red sunburst lines

above a portrait of Brad Hamilton in a paper hat and red fast food uniform

a large cream woodcut-style illustration of a kraken with a bulbous mantle and long suction-cupped tentacles fills the center

cocktails on tap

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Sweatshirt tampa " and "San Francisco" inPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text