Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus white block text reads "1988

white block text reads "1988 MASTER NEGOTIATOR OF THE YEAR" above cyan text reading "NAKATOMI CORPORATION

The spaceflight that landed the first two people on the moon in 1969

rendered in white and gray with red text on the crumpled body panels

where league nights and weekend open bowls shaped the rhythm of the community

Labeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus white block text reads "1988Mikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block