Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L which says everything about humanity's

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

text reading "Satriale's Pork Store

and afro depicts him deadlifting a barbell

alongside a helmeted teammate

Cornfields remain undefeated

Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L which says everything about humanity'sSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"