Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Somewhere a liberal arts major

Somewhere a liberal arts major just felt a chill

" Two neon outline cartoon pigs stand on either side of a horizontal cyan line

A Seinfeld and Greatest American Hero plus George Costanza mashup

depicting water with a halftone dot texture

and a scowl

Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Somewhere a liberal arts majorRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all