Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away
Running on a platform of mid-tier retail zoning and monster truck diplomacy is honestly the most electable thing about Wesley
He didn't just sell a service
Blue numerals "19" and "85" flank the circle
The hat really ties the whole unemployment arc together
Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top schenectady Millions of years of naturalParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming